(Source: hoplophilia)

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

(Source: himymthebest)

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

“You two know each other?”

“Yeah, um… Wren used to date Melissa.” — “I was engaged to her, actually. Before something got in the way…”

all i ask is that when i become famous you keep the fanfiction classy

(Source: lanoshea)

(Source: arpeggia)

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

• LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
• ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
• LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
• ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
• LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
• ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.